DeathByStraws

If you are reading this then you have passed the first test. I congratulate you.

HOKEY DOKEY THEN. Let's get this party started:

Hi deviantART, I'm Matt, and just because I have a fringe doesn't mean I cut myself. Intentionally at least... I'm a tad clumsy at times.

FUN FACTS about me: (See what I did there? eh? ...no? fine ¬¬)

~ I draw dinosa... cartoon dinosaurs. Lots of them.
~ I play guitar. Cus I'm badass.
~ I (don't really) skate (much). Cus I'm (slightly) badass.
~ I occasionally do little obscure animations, if I'm feeling particularly motivated.
~ I'm a bit of a geek. Scratch that, a lot of a geek.
~ Little known fact: if I'm ever more than 27.296 metres away from my iPod I implode.
~ Contrary to popular belief, I am actually Batman.
~ I don't like to think I'm hipster, but that probably just makes me more hipster.

Things that fill me with enjoymafunism:
Music, my friends, anime/manga, Oreos, 4-way biros, doodling, gaming (PROPER GAMES like Zelda and Final Fantasy, not any of these high-tech, modern fancy-ass games like COD or Ha... actually I quite like Halo), converse shoes, meatball subs, skinny jeans, toast, The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy, not doing homework and going to gigs.

Things that should be explodified cus they suck:
RnB, overpriced sandwiches, homework, Spotify ads, the Disney channel, Microsoft Word and the thought of ever becoming a vegetarian (meat is good.)

Current Residence: UK
deviantWEAR sizing preference: M
Favourite genre of music: Indie, Rock, Alternative, Hipster shit
Favourite style of art: Manga/Comics/Cartoon/Watercolour
Operating System: Mac
MP3 player of choice: iPod. what kind of question is this, anyway?
Shell of choice: Blue spikey